Amy Schumer's Guide To That Perfect Beach Body This Summer

• 01

  Winter is still upon us

  
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  Stage 1: When you are still in exam / bulking mode and are blissfully unaware that its already May.
  

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• 02

  When June Hits

  
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  Stage 2: Small talk at the bar has changed to your summer plans and all the windows are covered in 'festive chic'
  

• 03

  Bikini tryouts

  
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  Stage 3: You put tan on before trying on last years bikini....now you still look fat and have tan on your bikini.
  

• 04

  Burn b**ch!

  
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  Stage 4: Hit the gym HARD for the first 4 days and spend the other 3 nursing your body as your body hasn't seen exercise for the past 8 months.
  

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• 05

  Think Dainty be Dainty

  
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  Stage 5: Order the vegan salad with sauce on the side... and the Spice bag at 2am in the morning.
  

• 06

  What you think you will look like

  
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  Stage 6 : You think to yourself that after 8 days of 'dieting' you will now look like Margo Robbie.
  

• 07

  Weigh Day

  
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  Stage 7: Shred the clothes, shred the jewellery and pray ....pray HARD!
  

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• 08

  What you actually look like

  
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  Stage 8: Re-evaluate Life
  

• 09

  Fu*k it!

  
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  Stage 9: After a couple of bottles of wine you realise that bikinis are slutty and real women wear towels....in the sea
  

• 10

  Is it winter yet?

  
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  Stage 10: Vow to start earlier next year....and start back at Stage 1
  

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